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An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered: ?Have you ever been married??
?Yes, sir,? said the witness in a low voice. ?Once.?
?Whom did you marry??
?Well, a woman.?
The lawyer bellowed angrily: ?Of course, you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man??
To which the witness replied meekly: ?Yes sir, My sister did.?
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?Yes, sir,? said the witness in a low voice. ?Once.?
?Whom did you marry??
?Well, a woman.?
The lawyer bellowed angrily: ?Of course, you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man??
To which the witness replied meekly: ?Yes sir, My sister did.?
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