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Funny quotes about life
- A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak.
- A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak.