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A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street; when little Johnny on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," little Johnny said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed little Johnny a ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
Little Johnny looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
Little Johnny looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top."
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street; when little Johnny on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," little Johnny said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed little Johnny a ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
Little Johnny looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
Little Johnny looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top."