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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call,
"Daaady!"
A4: None. They can't fit.
A5: Six, Five to look at the problem and go "Duh?" and one to call her boyfriend to do it.
A6: 10, One to change the bulb and the other nine to make T-shirts.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call,
"Daaady!"
A4: None. They can't fit.
A5: Six, Five to look at the problem and go "Duh?" and one to call her boyfriend to do it.
A6: 10, One to change the bulb and the other nine to make T-shirts.