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Valentines Humor
Valentines Humor
After serious love I feel its time for some nice fun valentines humor. Well, I guess on this day your aim is to see that beautiful 100-watt smile on your lover's face, isn't it? If you want your spouse to giggle then what better idea than sharing fundoo Valentine's Day humor. Trust me after a romantic evening; some entertainment dose is very refreshing.
Check out a couple of interesting Valentine's Day jokes: -
* Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
* A: You send me
* Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
* A: I'm stuck on you.
* Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
* A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
* Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
* A: You turn me on.
* Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
* A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
* Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
* A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
* Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
* A: Hogs and Kisses!
* Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
* A: "I find you very attractive."
* Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
* A: "I dot my i's on you!"
* Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
* A: A valentiny!
* Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
* A: He gives it a Valenshine!
* Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
* A: Because it's all heart.
I hope you enjoyed Valentine Day humour and had a great time. Always keep smiling and make your valentine smile because if she will smile you will automatically smile, as that is what love is all about, am I right or not?
After serious love I feel its time for some nice fun valentines humor. Well, I guess on this day your aim is to see that beautiful 100-watt smile on your lover's face, isn't it? If you want your spouse to giggle then what better idea than sharing fundoo Valentine's Day humor. Trust me after a romantic evening; some entertainment dose is very refreshing.
Check out a couple of interesting Valentine's Day jokes: -
* Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
* A: You send me
* Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
* A: I'm stuck on you.
* Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
* A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
* Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
* A: You turn me on.
* Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
* A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
* Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
* A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
* Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
* A: Hogs and Kisses!
* Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
* A: "I find you very attractive."
* Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
* A: "I dot my i's on you!"
* Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
* A: A valentiny!
* Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
* A: He gives it a Valenshine!
* Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
* A: Because it's all heart.
I hope you enjoyed Valentine Day humour and had a great time. Always keep smiling and make your valentine smile because if she will smile you will automatically smile, as that is what love is all about, am I right or not?
