Sardar Jokes

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after


Every 10 sec a


woman gives birth to a kid.


A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet


Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have


posted it....

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.


Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?


Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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sardar & chicken

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .


because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died


'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'