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  • BIN
    • Oct 2006
    • 117

    Have a great laugh

    It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better...while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen




    Wait till u read the last one........

    This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in
    various places ! of India ...



    1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:



    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
    please sanction me one-week leave.



    2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing
    the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:



    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



    3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
    performing his daughter's wedding:



    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."




    4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:



    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
    please grant me 10 days leave."



    5. Another employee applied for half day leave as! follows:



    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
    return, please grant me half day casual leave"



    6. An incident of a leave letter



    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."



    7. A leave letter to the headmaster:



    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
    you to leave me today"



    8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:



    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



    9. Covering note:



    "I am enclosed herewith..."



    10. Another one:



    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



    11. Actual letter written for application of leave:



    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home
    I may be granted leave".



    12. Letter writing: -



    "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."



    13. A candidate's job application:



    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
    Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!)For the past several years
    and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post
  • thankamani
    • Nov 2006
    • 26

    #2
    i love fun

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    • Jessfrance
      • Sep 2006
      • 4440

      #3
      Hehe .... i never used these kinda excuses...z tfs



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      • Achu
        • Oct 2006
        • 168

        #4
        7. A leave letter to the headmaster:



        "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
        you to leave me today"

        i may try dat,but da nxt monent i'll be suspended!z our principal is so grumpy....


        make a smile dat never fails
        make a touch dat never hurts
        make a heart dat never breaks
        make a friendship dat never ends.....

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        • uzhavoor
          • Nov 2006
          • 30

          #5
          We never know what we writ....... Really funny.

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          • THE STRANGER
            Weindianvip
            • Sep 2006
            • 1356

            #6
            very funny mate thanx
            The Stranger In your Darkest Dreams.....

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            • Samanthajones
              • Sep 2006
              • 5008

              #7
              hehehe...i never use these excuses...z... ..seriously!!!
              ~Samanthajones~

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