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Q: What?s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky?s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we?re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What?s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it?s a shame to pull it out.
Q: What?s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio?s face, and moaning, ?Lie to me!?
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it?s no big deal unless you?re not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What?s another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky?s cheeks so puffy?
A: She?s withholding evidence.
Q: What?s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don?t need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What?s the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What?s the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don?t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it?s worth it.
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we?re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What?s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it?s a shame to pull it out.
Q: What?s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio?s face, and moaning, ?Lie to me!?
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it?s no big deal unless you?re not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What?s another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky?s cheeks so puffy?
A: She?s withholding evidence.
Q: What?s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don?t need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What?s the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What?s the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don?t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it?s worth it.
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