spare some time to laugh out.

good ones i think these can really release the pressures and make
anyone

>laugh
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>- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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>- If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for
>patience.
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>- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
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>- Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the
present

>tense.
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>- I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
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>- I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of
people.
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>- If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does
an
>empty desk mean?.
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>- Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
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>- Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
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>- Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
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>- An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no
shirt.
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>- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
>where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
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>- By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has
a
>son who thinks he's usually wrong.
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>- If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with
total
>strangers.
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>- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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>- Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and
lightning.
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>- She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she
keeps
the
>house.
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>- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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>- Father is a banker provided by nature.
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>- Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.
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>- Success is relative- the more success, the more relatives.
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