A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed
away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have
her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about
it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man
replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. I just
can't take that chance."





�-)��O.o���]״)���


Comment