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While Traveling by the Mumbai local trains.....ALWAYS REMEMBER...
1) Never iron your shirt if you intend to travel during peak hours. The packed train shall do the needful.
2) You shall buy a first class pass only if your company is paying for it.
3) Else you should be really rich with an annual income of at least Rs.10 lakhs traveling by first class. Otherwise is a public crime.
4) Before getting off at a station always make sure to ask the person ahead
of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way you shall not feel left out.
5) If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who travel by train during peak hours, on a regular basis, do not spend money on gymnasiums or health instructors. You will realize how effortlessly and in an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while travelling.
6) If you have already started practising this innovative yoga, see to it that it remains within the confinements of the train compartment. Try these steps anywhere else and you'll soon get yourself locked up in a mental asylum.
7) Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is amusing when the person ahead of you does not use a single word against you.
8) In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts twitching, rub the desired body part on the clothes of the person standing closest to you. Your hands are gonna be of no use to you at that time.
9) Make sure you are the tallest among those standing around you. It affects you less when others have to bear the smell of your armpits.
10) Avoid travelling in slippers or sandals. It is an accepted fact that someone always climbs on to your foot.
While Traveling by the Mumbai local trains.....ALWAYS REMEMBER...
1) Never iron your shirt if you intend to travel during peak hours. The packed train shall do the needful.
2) You shall buy a first class pass only if your company is paying for it.
3) Else you should be really rich with an annual income of at least Rs.10 lakhs traveling by first class. Otherwise is a public crime.
4) Before getting off at a station always make sure to ask the person ahead
of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way you shall not feel left out.
5) If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who travel by train during peak hours, on a regular basis, do not spend money on gymnasiums or health instructors. You will realize how effortlessly and in an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while travelling.
6) If you have already started practising this innovative yoga, see to it that it remains within the confinements of the train compartment. Try these steps anywhere else and you'll soon get yourself locked up in a mental asylum.
7) Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is amusing when the person ahead of you does not use a single word against you.
8) In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts twitching, rub the desired body part on the clothes of the person standing closest to you. Your hands are gonna be of no use to you at that time.
9) Make sure you are the tallest among those standing around you. It affects you less when others have to bear the smell of your armpits.
10) Avoid travelling in slippers or sandals. It is an accepted fact that someone always climbs on to your foot.
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