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1. There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you!
__________________________________________________ ______________
2.
An sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
starts with the basics. "So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"
The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute
before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you
tell us your height, please?" The sardarji stands up
and produces a measuring tape from his handbag.. he
then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape
to the top of his head. he checks the measurement and
announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics;
something the he won't have to count, measure, or
lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name
please?" The sardarji bobs his head from side to side
for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something
silently to himself, before replying, "Gurpreet!" The
interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he
asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your
name?" "Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," I was just
running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear ""
__________________________________________________ ______________
3.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you!
__________________________________________________ ______________
2.
An sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
starts with the basics. "So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"
The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute
before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you
tell us your height, please?" The sardarji stands up
and produces a measuring tape from his handbag.. he
then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape
to the top of his head. he checks the measurement and
announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics;
something the he won't have to count, measure, or
lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name
please?" The sardarji bobs his head from side to side
for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something
silently to himself, before replying, "Gurpreet!" The
interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he
asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your
name?" "Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," I was just
running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear ""
__________________________________________________ ______________
3.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces
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