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A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly continued his milking.
To everyone?s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away. Weren?t you afraid? One of the workers asked the boy.
Not at all. The boy replied, I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. .Give me your money,. He demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, .You can.t do this.I.m a politician!.
In that case,. replied the robber, .give me my money!
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A judge looked severely at the defendant and asked, .How many times
have you been imprisoned?.
Nine, you Honor..
Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence..
Maximum sentence? said the defendant. Don?t you give your regular clients a discount.
To everyone?s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away. Weren?t you afraid? One of the workers asked the boy.
Not at all. The boy replied, I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. .Give me your money,. He demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, .You can.t do this.I.m a politician!.
In that case,. replied the robber, .give me my money!
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A judge looked severely at the defendant and asked, .How many times
have you been imprisoned?.
Nine, you Honor..
Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence..
Maximum sentence? said the defendant. Don?t you give your regular clients a discount.
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