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  • xman
    Admin
    • Sep 2006
    • 24007

    Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!

    Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!


    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

    HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

    INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

    TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
  • black12
    • Sep 2006
    • 98

    #2
    some of them are great

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    • Nancy
      • Oct 2006
      • 105

      #3
      thanx very much mate 4 the jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
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      • Samanthajones
        • Sep 2006
        • 5008

        #4
        really nice one ketto :laugh:..i like the one about the adults!!!..z..keep up the gr8 work!!!
        ~Samanthajones~

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        • kerala
          Weindianvip
          • Oct 2006
          • 522

          #5
          That was funny!!

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          • sparrow
            • Dec 2006
            • 3974

            #6
            3 cheers thanx its really funny
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            • Jessfrance
              • Sep 2006
              • 4440

              #7
              haha...thankz for sharing these XMANJI!!! Keep rockin



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              • xman
                Admin
                • Sep 2006
                • 24007

                #8
                I found it still funny, so bumping to get everyone a laugh!

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                • s4sree
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4854

                  #9
                  thaaanks..they were really good..
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                  • teena
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5716

                    #10
                    nice n funny ..thanx for sharing !!!

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                    • xman
                      Admin
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 24007

                      #11
                      Thanks sree and teena.....

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                      • ~IronMan~
                        Admin
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 21300

                        #12
                        humm kollalo.. enganthe vittokke postiyittundo pandu xmanji..
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                        • thamburan
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 117

                          #13
                          Adi poli expecting some more

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