New Element In The Periodic Table !!!!!!

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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    New Element In The Periodic Table !!!!!!

    Element: WOMEN

    Symbol: WO+

    Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

    Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

    1. Boils at room temperature

    2. Freezes without any known reason.

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

    1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
    and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

    2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.


    3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.


    COMMON USES

    1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.

    2. Can be great aid to administration.


    TESTS

    1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

    2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. (best Part)

    POTENTIAL HAZARD

    Illegal to possess more than one

    3. Melts if given special treatment.

    4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

    5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment
    Last edited by s4sree; 17 December 2006, 11:59.
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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  • dileep363
    • Dec 2006
    • 25

    #2
    haha, this is not a joke; but the truth!

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      COME ON YAAR .DO GIVE UR VIEWS ABT IT:saadd:
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

      **************************************

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      • Samanthajones
        • Sep 2006
        • 5008

        #4
        nice one!..thnx for sharing da!
        ~Samanthajones~

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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854

          #5
          who all thinks this as a joke and who thinks it true?
          huh
          what do u say
          shall i start a poll?
          ******************************
          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

          **************************************

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          • teena
            • Nov 2006
            • 5716

            #6
            Sree ethu nalla post anallo........not trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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            • kerala
              Weindianvip
              • Oct 2006
              • 522

              #7
              Ha ha this is funny
              did u come up w/ this by urself?

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              • sparrow
                • Dec 2006
                • 3974

                #8
                funny one!!!
                Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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                • s4sree
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4854

                  #9
                  thaanks guys
                  ur replies really do give a moralle boost.
                  so keep on replying......
                  and add reps
                  hehheheeee....... simply joking...
                  thanks guys
                  ******************************
                  If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                  keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                  **************************************

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                  • s4sree
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4854

                    #10
                    Originally posted by teena View Post
                    Sree ethu nalla post anallo........not trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
                    sathya maayitum njaan othiri
                    kulangushamaaya gaveshanathinu shesham
                    aanu ithu postiyathu..........

                    so belive me ivie writiyathellam
                    916 hallmarked post aanu
                    ******************************
                    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                    **************************************

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                    • teena
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5716

                      #11
                      Originally posted by s4sree View Post
                      sathya maayitum njaan othiri
                      kulangushamaaya gaveshanathinu shesham
                      aanu ithu postiyathu..........

                      so belive me ivie writiyathellam
                      916 hallmarked post aanu


                      Nee udane thanne arudenkilum kayyil ninnu adi medikkum ...kto

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                      • Jessfrance
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4440

                        #12
                        Ohoooo!!!!!!!! ethinu niankku oru medalu thanne tharanamallo maashe!!!! uhmmmm avante oru element!!!! dhey thadi kedakenda enghkil chumma erikka!!! hehe...just kidding....i guess u are right to some point....yea....



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                        • teena
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5716

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jessfrance View Post
                          Ohoooo!!!!!!!! ethinu niankku oru medalu thanne tharanamallo maashe!!!! uhmmmm avante oru element!!!! dhey thadi kedakenda enghkil chumma erikka!!! hehe...just kidding....i guess u are right to some point....yea....
                          Sheriya avante oro kandupiduthangal ....evane evide ninni purathakkanam kto....

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                          • s4sree
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 4854

                            #14
                            Originally posted by teena View Post
                            Sheriya avante oro kandupiduthangal ....evane evide ninni purathakkanam kto....
                            haa, eniku ariyam ningal ithoke parayum ennu....
                            athinu enna satyam parayunna vare bahumanichitulathu?
                            like the saying -

                            sach hamesha kadwa hota hai...
                            so i hav no probs
                            ******************************
                            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                            **************************************

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                            • THE STRANGER
                              Weindianvip
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1356

                              #15
                              nice...Joke..ketto...thanx for sharing..lo cant stop lafing......
                              The Stranger In your Darkest Dreams.....

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