Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o
Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.
Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A. Bare-foot.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A volleyball.
Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!
A. A rainbow!
Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o
Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.
Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A. Bare-foot.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A volleyball.
Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!





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