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Mohanlal & his wife going to city in auto.Driver adjusted mirror.Lal shouted u r cing my wife.Go & sit back.I will drive auto....
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Mohanlal going to shop 2 buy Indian flag..
M:India flag iruppundo?
Shopkeeper:undallo...itha India flag...
M:Vere colour ille.....
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I saw Mohanlal in tv.
How sweet he is.
How beautiful he is.
How cute he is.
But i don't know he is coming only in Animal Planet.
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Mohanlal was sitting at d busstop,
he saw a truck dat pulling other truck by a rope, he laughed n said
"oru cheriya kayaru kodupokan randu loriyo"
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A teacher lecturing on population in India...
Teacher: In India every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
Mohanlal: we must find and stop her....
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For Pepsi "Sharukh"
For coke "Aamir"
For Thums Up "Akshay
For Fanta "Rani"
For 7up "Sania Mirza
For Uppu soda" Mohanlal"
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Do u wanna suicide?
Fureden
Rs.50/btle
1 ltr Pertol & Match box Rs48.50
Rope (strong)
Rs.40/m
But.....
Vadakkumnadhan
Juz Rs.30/tckt...
Now wat r u waiting for....
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Sir to Mohanlal:"How old is ur father?"
Lal :"As old as I am"
Sir:"How is that possible?"
Lal:"He became father only after i was born"
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Menu at Mohanlal's
reataurant called
LALETTAN is:
Vadakan Manchurian
Thanmathra Fry
Rasam
Udayon Kabab
Please Enjoy.........
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Mammootty: I got an anonymous letter.
Mohanlal : From whom?
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Q. Why did Mohanlal climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q: How did Mohanlal cheat the Railways?
A: He bought the ticket and did't travel.
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Mammootty: The aeroplane is so big.How is it painted?
Mohanlal : When it flies in the air,it will become small
and it is easily painted.
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Q: why did mohanlal put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
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Once Mohanlal was coming out of Airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Lal
"WAIT PLEASE" for which Lal replied
"65 kgs" and moved on.......
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Mammootty: "I saw ur pushing ur bicycle to
Rasatanthram set this afternoon."
Mohanlal: "Yes,I was so late.I did't have the time to get on it."
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Mohanlal told his servant:Go and water plants.
Servants:"it's already raining".
Lal:"So what?Take an umberella and go."
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Postman:I have to come 5miles to deliver u this packet.
Mohanlal: Why did u come so far?Instead u could have posted it.
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Mohanlal visits Chinese friend
dying in hospital.
Man says
CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Lal goes 2 china 2 find
meaning of friends last words.
It is "U R STANDING ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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High-tech inventions by Mohanlal:
Waterproof towel
Solar powered tourch
Book on how to read
Pedal powered wheel chair
Umberalla with holes(to c its raining or not)
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Mohanlal going to shop 2 buy Indian flag..
M:India flag iruppundo?
Shopkeeper:undallo...itha India flag...
M:Vere colour ille.....
*******************************************
I saw Mohanlal in tv.
How sweet he is.
How beautiful he is.
How cute he is.
But i don't know he is coming only in Animal Planet.
************************************************** *
Mohanlal was sitting at d busstop,
he saw a truck dat pulling other truck by a rope, he laughed n said
"oru cheriya kayaru kodupokan randu loriyo"
************************************************** *****
A teacher lecturing on population in India...
Teacher: In India every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
Mohanlal: we must find and stop her....
************************************************** *****
For Pepsi "Sharukh"
For coke "Aamir"
For Thums Up "Akshay
For Fanta "Rani"
For 7up "Sania Mirza
For Uppu soda" Mohanlal"
************************************************** *****
Do u wanna suicide?
Fureden
Rs.50/btle
1 ltr Pertol & Match box Rs48.50
Rope (strong)
Rs.40/m
But.....
Vadakkumnadhan
Juz Rs.30/tckt...
Now wat r u waiting for....
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Sir to Mohanlal:"How old is ur father?"
Lal :"As old as I am"
Sir:"How is that possible?"
Lal:"He became father only after i was born"
************************************************** ****
Menu at Mohanlal's
reataurant called
LALETTAN is:
Vadakan Manchurian
Thanmathra Fry
Rasam
Udayon Kabab
Please Enjoy.........
************************************************** *
Mammootty: I got an anonymous letter.
Mohanlal : From whom?
**************************************************
Q. Why did Mohanlal climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q: How did Mohanlal cheat the Railways?
A: He bought the ticket and did't travel.
************************************************** ***
Mammootty: The aeroplane is so big.How is it painted?
Mohanlal : When it flies in the air,it will become small
and it is easily painted.
************************************************** ***
Q: why did mohanlal put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
************************************************** **
Once Mohanlal was coming out of Airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Lal
"WAIT PLEASE" for which Lal replied
"65 kgs" and moved on.......
*************************************************
Mammootty: "I saw ur pushing ur bicycle to
Rasatanthram set this afternoon."
Mohanlal: "Yes,I was so late.I did't have the time to get on it."
************************************************** ****
Mohanlal told his servant:Go and water plants.
Servants:"it's already raining".
Lal:"So what?Take an umberella and go."
************************************************** ***
Postman:I have to come 5miles to deliver u this packet.
Mohanlal: Why did u come so far?Instead u could have posted it.
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Mohanlal visits Chinese friend
dying in hospital.
Man says
CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Lal goes 2 china 2 find
meaning of friends last words.
It is "U R STANDING ON D OXGN TUBE!"
************************************************** ****
High-tech inventions by Mohanlal:
Waterproof towel
Solar powered tourch
Book on how to read
Pedal powered wheel chair
Umberalla with holes(to c its raining or not)
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