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Laughter Via Kerala.
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala
2) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi.
3) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4) Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
5) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
8) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
9) Who found out that?
His aandy.
10) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
11) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
12)Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
13)Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do anything for meney.
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala
2) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi.
3) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4) Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
5) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
8) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
9) Who found out that?
His aandy.
10) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
11) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
12)Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
13)Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do anything for meney.
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