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1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life
sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring,
wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In
the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
when you see what the other person has, you wish you
had ordered that instead.
7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.
8. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the> alarm
clock.
11. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is
self-defence.
12. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But
when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder
why.
13. There was this lover who said that he would go
through hell for her. They got married, and now he is
going through HELL.
14. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
15. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still
they stay together.
16. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
17. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. , it is almost impossible.
19. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The
other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
20. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he
is finished.
21. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED.
The next day he received a hundred letters and they
all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
22. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing - either the car is new
or the wife is.
sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring,
wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In
the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
when you see what the other person has, you wish you
had ordered that instead.
7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.
8. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the> alarm
clock.
11. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is
self-defence.
12. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But
when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder
why.
13. There was this lover who said that he would go
through hell for her. They got married, and now he is
going through HELL.
14. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
15. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still
they stay together.
16. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
17. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. , it is almost impossible.
19. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The
other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
20. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he
is finished.
21. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED.
The next day he received a hundred letters and they
all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
22. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing - either the car is new
or the wife is.
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