Some jokes

Dad: Where is your report card
Son: My friend has just borrowed it from me to scare his parents
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Interviewer to a millionaire: TO whom do you owe your success
Millionaire: To my wife
Interviewer: Oh your wife must be great, so what were you before this
Millionaire: I was a biollionaire
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Wife: what do you like in me... my sexy body or beautiful face
Husband: I like your sense of humor
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