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Master: Sardarji ,go and phone the police by dialing 100 because a robber is taking our precious things away!!.
The robber goes with all precious things..
Master: Oh no,SARDARJI!!!!!!!the robber has gone and what took you so long to dial hundred!?!?
Sardarji: Master,you told me to dial 100 but am still on 84!!
Master: AAARRGHH!
Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More. .. more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
Gyani Ji says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"
A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:
Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?
TWO FRIENDS , RAJU & VINOD WERE DISCUSSING ABOUT THE BRAVERY OF THEIR FATHERS ..
RAJU : My father is a great hunter . Yesterday he got a medal for hunting man-eaters of Rajasthan .
VINOD : But ! According to my knowledge there are no man-eaters in Rajasthan .
The robber goes with all precious things..
Master: Oh no,SARDARJI!!!!!!!the robber has gone and what took you so long to dial hundred!?!?
Sardarji: Master,you told me to dial 100 but am still on 84!!
Master: AAARRGHH!
Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More. .. more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
Gyani Ji says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"
A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:
Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?
TWO FRIENDS , RAJU & VINOD WERE DISCUSSING ABOUT THE BRAVERY OF THEIR FATHERS ..
RAJU : My father is a great hunter . Yesterday he got a medal for hunting man-eaters of Rajasthan .
VINOD : But ! According to my knowledge there are no man-eaters in Rajasthan .
RAJU : Oh, you fool ! , This is because my father has killed them all.
Sikh: No, I'm Jaspar Singh.[/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B]
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z..adipolli..thanx a lot 4 sharin m8..keep goin!!
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