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A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to
her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able
to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have
a
nice cup of tea" he sighed, "and then let's put all these Frosties back
in
the box."
help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to
her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able
to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have
a
nice cup of tea" he sighed, "and then let's put all these Frosties back
in
the box."
