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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
a
>>smoke, when it starts to rain.
>>
>> One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts
it
>>over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>>
>> Maude: What in the hell is that?.
>>
>> Mabel: A Condom. This way my cigarette won't get wet.
>>
>> Maude: Where did you get it?.
>>
>> Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
>>
>> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
>>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>>
>> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely
>>(She is after all, over 80 years of age), but very politely ask what
brand
>>of condom she prefers.
>>
>> "Doesn't matter Tony, as long as it fits on a Camel."
>>
>> The Pharmacist Fainted.........
a
>>smoke, when it starts to rain.
>>
>> One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts
it
>>over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>>
>> Maude: What in the hell is that?.
>>
>> Mabel: A Condom. This way my cigarette won't get wet.
>>
>> Maude: Where did you get it?.
>>
>> Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
>>
>> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
>>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>>
>> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely
>>(She is after all, over 80 years of age), but very politely ask what
brand
>>of condom she prefers.
>>
>> "Doesn't matter Tony, as long as it fits on a Camel."
>>
>> The Pharmacist Fainted.........
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