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>Two ladies talking in heaven:
>
>1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>
>2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>
>1st woman: I Froze to Death.
>
>2nd woman: How Horrible!
>
>1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began
to
>get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
>About you?
>
>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband
was
>cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found
>him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
>1st woman: So, what happened?
>
>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I
>started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
>the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through
>every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had
>looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over
>with a heart attack and died.
>
>1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
>alive.
>
>1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>
>2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>
>1st woman: I Froze to Death.
>
>2nd woman: How Horrible!
>
>1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began
to
>get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
>About you?
>
>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband
was
>cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found
>him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
>1st woman: So, what happened?
>
>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I
>started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
>the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through
>every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had
>looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over
>with a heart attack and died.
>
>1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
>alive.
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