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Moron: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend : Why
Moron: Got upper berth.
Friend why did you not changed
Moron
ye, there was nobody to exchange the lower birth.
Moron tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night and really nobody was there
Moron went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
You know why
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A Moron invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
After every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Moron stands up- we must find that woman and stop her immediately!.
Moron-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Moron-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running
19 MoronS WENT TO SEE A FILM.
ON ASKING THEM THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
Moron was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
One Moronji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Moron jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa
Moron found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Moron wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Moron: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Moron proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'...........
Moron said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Moron & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Moron says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Moron says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Moron's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local Morons have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
A man asked Moronji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Moronji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Moronji was standing in front of the mirror with hiseyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Friend : Why
Moron: Got upper berth.
Friend why did you not changed
Moron
ye, there was nobody to exchange the lower birth.Moron tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night and really nobody was there
Moron went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
You know why
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A Moron invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
After every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Moron stands up- we must find that woman and stop her immediately!.
Moron-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Moron-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running
19 MoronS WENT TO SEE A FILM.
ON ASKING THEM THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
Moron was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
One Moronji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Moron jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa
Moron found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Moron wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Moron: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Moron proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'...........
Moron said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Moron & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Moron says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Moron says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Moron's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local Morons have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
A man asked Moronji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Moronji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Moronji was standing in front of the mirror with hiseyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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