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  • ninghalkaai
    Weindianvip
    • Sep 2006
    • 969

    Joke-(but don't laugh)

    A lie machine is bought.It works in the
    following way.....


    If the truth is told- the machine wont give any
    sound


    If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound
    'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi
    and one Sardarji.


    Their correspondences are given infront of the lie
    machine.Here it goes......


    Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
    Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'


    Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)


    Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'


    Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'


    Lie machine:-no sound(truth)


    Sardarji:-'I think....'


    Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'.


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


    Sardarji:-'I think...'


    Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.
  • Jessfrance
    • Sep 2006
    • 4440

    #2
    hey

    annikku manasil aayilla ee joke!!!!! can u explain it yaar!!!



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    • sheguy
      Weindianvip
      • Oct 2006
      • 663

      #3
      nice one........thank you.........

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      • india123
        • Oct 2006
        • 32

        #4
        that was nice ...thank you :laugh:

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        • Achu
          • Oct 2006
          • 168

          #5
          Originally posted by sheguy View Post
          nice one........thank you.........
          shegy
          uy!sardarhis nvr think b4 dey do something!


          make a smile dat never fails
          make a touch dat never hurts
          make a heart dat never breaks
          make a friendship dat never ends.....

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          • Samanthajones
            • Sep 2006
            • 5008

            #6
            Originally posted by Jessfrance View Post
            annikku manasil aayilla ee joke!!!!! can u explain it yaar!!!
            u don't get this, it's kinda mean, but kinda funny!!!!!
            everytime the person tells a lie, the machine goes krrrrrrr
            when Sardaji said "i think" the machine went krrrrrrrrrrr
            again and again!!!!
            saying Sardaji's don't think is supposed to b the joke!!!!

            thnx for the post jisoa!!!!
            ~Samanthajones~

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            • black12
              • Sep 2006
              • 98

              #7
              ha ha :laugh: ha

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              • Raymond
                • Sep 2006
                • 549

                #8
                i don't get it
                IF YOU DISRESPECT WEINDIANS >>>> WATCH

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