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1) Definition of "wife": Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... :-)
2) A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night. He got irritated and drank poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge"
3) What do I do when I c sumone xtreeeeeeemely cute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!
4) Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Takdir kisi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh
channel na badal, SANIYA kisi waqt bhi
"JHUK"sakti hai
5) 2 widows talking ve each other.. "We are very lucky as compared to these married ones. We at least know where our Husbands are!"
6) 3 thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.
7) FACT 1 : U cannot touch u'r lower lips with u'r tongue...
FACT 2: After reading this, 90/100 idiots would try it.. ;-)
8) Accident took place.Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Sardar cried-Mera bapu.Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkey's accident.
9) Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge.;-) plz plz plz promise me plz...
10) Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
2) A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night. He got irritated and drank poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge"
3) What do I do when I c sumone xtreeeeeeemely cute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!
4) Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Takdir kisi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh
channel na badal, SANIYA kisi waqt bhi
"JHUK"sakti hai
5) 2 widows talking ve each other.. "We are very lucky as compared to these married ones. We at least know where our Husbands are!"
6) 3 thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.
7) FACT 1 : U cannot touch u'r lower lips with u'r tongue...
FACT 2: After reading this, 90/100 idiots would try it.. ;-)
8) Accident took place.Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Sardar cried-Mera bapu.Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkey's accident.
9) Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge.;-) plz plz plz promise me plz...
10) Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
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