sick of forwarded messages????

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown
people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and
2006.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that
it's good only for
removing
toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a
needle infected
with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they
cause
cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they
may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell
with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I
will get
sick from
the rat **** and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any guy/girl, no
matter how hot he/she
is, for
fear that he/she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then
take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor
girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the
free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai
Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to
someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar
experience and send
them to
your friends.

If ORKUT,Hi5, Zorpia, Freindster deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT
PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut..... is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise
I'll delete my
E-Mail
account!


IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760
people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will **** on your head today at 6:30 p.m.


Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish Ppl And Some Think
They Got Talent
TOO!!!
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this is a forwarded message btw

ciao