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When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from
Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote
it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI).
These are excerpts from his diary:
Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave
an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his
successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND,
took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid and
insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the
forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand,
a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like unstable version of
AI MSN does in intel.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to LOGIN with him.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she proposed that he should
marry her. RAM, politely declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.
She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her inportant PERIPHERALS.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS TOR
s plight,
approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a
golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM shot the
deer, which, with his last breath, cried out for LSI-man in voice of RAM s
SOUND CARD. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man to his
brother s aid.
Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
------------------INTERVAL----------------
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing C ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with
the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR Akshat sorry... SU-greev and his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
who agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful SEARCH techniques learnt in CS130 to FIND the missing C ta.
His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED allaround the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEBCRAWLERS
(Insects) and tried to INFOSEEK something about C ta.
Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO but they all ended up with NO FOUND
MESSAGES Google, Lycos nothing was left untouched.
The only thing they forgot was to mail iitcse01 & get PTI s help.
Ha-NEUMAN then devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at
an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Ha-NEUMAN
found C ta under a brown - green (as Brahma will call it) TREE
STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN used the LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C ta.
After DECRYPTING THE KEY, C ta asked him to send STATUS_OK MESSAGE to
RAM.
Meanwhile all raakshasa BUGS around C ta captured Ha-NEUMAN to DELETE
him using everything including Ctrl-Alt-Del.
But Ha-NEUMAN spread chaos by spreading VIRUS Fire . Ha-NEUMAN pressed
ESCAPE from LAN-kaand & conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and
SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take RAM head-on. One of the RAW-wan s SUN
almost DELETED LSI-man with a Brahma -astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-Xgradients and REFORMATTED
LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wiped out RAW-wan s
presence on earth.
Later, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his USER FRIENDLY
PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone lived happily ever after, playing &
enjoying AOE.
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this is just plain fun .. with no meanin .. just a means to a get u to smile
Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote
it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI).
These are excerpts from his diary:
Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave
an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his
successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND,
took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid and
insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the
forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand,
a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like unstable version of
AI MSN does in intel.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to LOGIN with him.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she proposed that he should
marry her. RAM, politely declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.
She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her inportant PERIPHERALS.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS TOR
s plight,
approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a
golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM shot the
deer, which, with his last breath, cried out for LSI-man in voice of RAM s
SOUND CARD. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man to his
brother s aid.
Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
------------------INTERVAL----------------
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing C ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with
the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR Akshat sorry... SU-greev and his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
who agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful SEARCH techniques learnt in CS130 to FIND the missing C ta.
His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED allaround the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEBCRAWLERS
(Insects) and tried to INFOSEEK something about C ta.
Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO but they all ended up with NO FOUND
MESSAGES Google, Lycos nothing was left untouched.
The only thing they forgot was to mail iitcse01 & get PTI s help.
Ha-NEUMAN then devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at
an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Ha-NEUMAN
found C ta under a brown - green (as Brahma will call it) TREE
STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN used the LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C ta.
After DECRYPTING THE KEY, C ta asked him to send STATUS_OK MESSAGE to
RAM.
Meanwhile all raakshasa BUGS around C ta captured Ha-NEUMAN to DELETE
him using everything including Ctrl-Alt-Del.
But Ha-NEUMAN spread chaos by spreading VIRUS Fire . Ha-NEUMAN pressed
ESCAPE from LAN-kaand & conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and
SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take RAM head-on. One of the RAW-wan s SUN
almost DELETED LSI-man with a Brahma -astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-Xgradients and REFORMATTED
LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wiped out RAW-wan s
presence on earth.
Later, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his USER FRIENDLY
PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone lived happily ever after, playing &
enjoying AOE.
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this is just plain fun .. with no meanin .. just a means to a get u to smile
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