the Fat guy

One fat guy -

One fat guy - goes to a

popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym

guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the

first day. . . So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. . .
They lead

him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and

ladders and tell him to wait a minute. . .

He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and

out



steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying



"If you catch me, I'm yours. . ."



He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up

speed. . .


Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down

the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. . . And just as
he's

about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. . . In
comes

the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. . .
Sure

enough, he lost exactly 5 kg. . .



He's back on the street and starts to think. . .



"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. . . If I had a little more
time. . .. . .. . ."



So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg. . ."



"No problem," says the manager. . .



Again he is led to the large gym. . . This time he's standing by the
door

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when it opens. . . Out comes a Gorilla with a sign. . ."If I catch you,
you're mine. . ."
..::CvT::..