The last makeover

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing

God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43

years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided

to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a

tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as

well make the most of it. After her last operation, She was released

from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way Home, she

was killed by an ambulance.



Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had

another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the

ambulance?"







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God replied,





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"I didn't recognize you."