Sardar strikes again

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop
Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi
wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli
Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold
Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his
family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this
is my kid and this is my kidney.
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains
for my computer.
Salesman: Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need
Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban
Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse
Surprise Dunga!!