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  • jaan_matt
    Weindianvip
    • Jan 2007
    • 713

    New definitions ... for a new age ...

    Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...

    1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

    2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

    3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

    4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

    5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

    6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

    8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

    9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

    10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

    11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

    12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

    13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

    15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

    16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.

    18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

    19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

    20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    #2
    this is a good one...thanks man
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