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There is NO SUCH THING as a orkut tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OMG this WORKS!!!" No, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly", "OMG, I'm so fat", because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if you do you are a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win,you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying because you're not on someones top 8. Who cares? ITS ORKUT!!! Stop bitching!!!
SIX
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up dawg!!!
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have ORKUT and look like 20 and act like 20 go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true ORKUT Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will eat your dog tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna *** your mom." QUIT BEING DUMB!!!
ELEVEN
If you get a bulletin and it says anything about finding your true love in the next month if you repost, and you really stop for a second and wonder if it could happen, that makes you the dumbass of the week...
NEWS FLASH
IT WON'T HAPPEN...
There is NO SUCH THING as a orkut tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OMG this WORKS!!!" No, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly", "OMG, I'm so fat", because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if you do you are a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win,you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying because you're not on someones top 8. Who cares? ITS ORKUT!!! Stop bitching!!!
SIX
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up dawg!!!
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have ORKUT and look like 20 and act like 20 go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true ORKUT Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will eat your dog tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna *** your mom." QUIT BEING DUMB!!!
ELEVEN
If you get a bulletin and it says anything about finding your true love in the next month if you repost, and you really stop for a second and wonder if it could happen, that makes you the dumbass of the week...
NEWS FLASH
IT WON'T HAPPEN...
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