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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    ****mahabharath*****

    [guys..n gals....this is just a joke......
    dont take it seriously........
    this is my request to every one........]



    Doubt in Mahabharat :
    In some remote village of India, one masterji is
    teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
    is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.

    Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
    8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
    ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
    son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
    Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
    mountain peak. Third one is born..."

    Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
    hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
    confused)

    Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
    in mahabharata then how come u have one?"

    Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
    was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
    'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL

    Masterji fainted.........................



    [hope everyone liked it.......
    waiting ur replies and reps.......]
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    **************************************
  • sparrow
    • Dec 2006
    • 3974

    #2
    ha ha cool
    Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      Originally posted by sparrow View Post
      ha ha cool
      thanks sparow...
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

      **************************************

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      • s4sree
        • Oct 2006
        • 4854

        #4
        read this...
        i bet u will like t=it
        ******************************
        If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
        keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

        **************************************

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        • teena
          • Nov 2006
          • 5716

          #5
          nice joke...thanx undo kto ...keep rocking...

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          • s4sree
            • Oct 2006
            • 4854

            #6
            Originally posted by teena View Post
            nice joke...thanx undo kto ...keep rocking...
            see..u missed this also...
            so u understand what i meant???
            thanks .....
            ******************************
            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

            **************************************

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