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When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 hear Ramayana from Atal BehariVajpayee. After, returning 2 US, he wrote down the story in his personal Diary; of course in his own lingual .A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary.
Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess `C`ta.12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and `C`ta insisted to LOGIN with him.LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.Attracted by RAM`s stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,politely declined. Perceiving`C`ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. RAM gave an END TASK command. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR`s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,which, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM`s voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,`C`ta urged LSI-man to his brother`s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED `C`ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka
Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess `C`ta.12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and `C`ta insisted to LOGIN with him.LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.Attracted by RAM`s stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,politely declined. Perceiving`C`ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. RAM gave an END TASK command. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR`s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,which, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM`s voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,`C`ta urged LSI-man to his brother`s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED `C`ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka
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