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OVERSLEEPING
TOM had a problem with oversleepng and was always late for work.
His boss threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept very well, in fact, he woke up before the alarm went off. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss," he said, "the pill actually worked!"
"That's great," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"
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BAD BUSINESS
A MAN walked into a dress shop and asked the proprietor how business was.
"Terrible!" he complained. "It's so bad, why I only sold one dress yesterday. Today it's even worse."
"How could it be worse?" asked his friend.
"Today that lady returned the dress she bought yesterday," wailed the propreitor.
TOM had a problem with oversleepng and was always late for work.
His boss threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept very well, in fact, he woke up before the alarm went off. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss," he said, "the pill actually worked!"
"That's great," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"
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BAD BUSINESS
A MAN walked into a dress shop and asked the proprietor how business was.
"Terrible!" he complained. "It's so bad, why I only sold one dress yesterday. Today it's even worse."
"How could it be worse?" asked his friend.
"Today that lady returned the dress she bought yesterday," wailed the propreitor.
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