Teacher Vs Pappu

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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TEACHER : "Can anybody givean example ! of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father gotmarried on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU :"Because George still had the axe in his hand?

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PAPPU : Daddy, haveyou ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU:Then where did you get mummy from?

************************************************** ******* TEACHER : What a pair of strangesocks you are wearing? 1 green and 1 blue with red spots ... !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like this at home.

************************************************** ****** TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a goodcook.

************************************************** ********TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it'sthe same dog !

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU: Yesterday you said it's H to O !

************************************************** ******* TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now,class, who discovered North America?

CLASS : PAPPU!
************************************************** ******** TEACHER :PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong.

PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ************************************************** ********