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sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
> Do u know what the business was?
> . . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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> A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
> He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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> Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been
promoted
> as
> branch manager."
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> Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth..................
> WHY?
> because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
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> SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE
> SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
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> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
> Servant: It's already raining.
> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
> What will come first, Chicken or egg?
> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
> A bystander: why are u laughing?
> Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following
me.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.> All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO
MATCH!"
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
> Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
> ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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> Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
> Sardar says... Drink quickly......
> Wife asks why...
> sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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> A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked:
> How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply
NEXT
YEAR
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> Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died
peacefuly
in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was
driving...
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> Sardar was writing something very slowly.
> Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
> Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
women gives birth to a kid.
> A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening
not
> in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
> Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
> Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
> It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
> H1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hai."
Sardar: "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2. 4 hightech sardar inventions:
Waterproof towel
Solar powered torch
Book on how to read
Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what---To avoid side effects!!!
5. Man: Sardarji where u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".
6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke------
Sardar :yeh kya Paaji!?! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya,
ab fir gita pe haath?!?!
7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
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> Do u know what the business was?
> . . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
> He said "SMILE PLEASE"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been
promoted
> as
> branch manager."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth..................
> WHY?
> because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE
> SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
> Servant: It's already raining.
> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
> What will come first, Chicken or egg?
> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
> A bystander: why are u laughing?
> Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following
me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.> All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO
MATCH!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
> Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
---------------------------------------------------------------------
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
> ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
> Sardar says... Drink quickly......
> Wife asks why...
> sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked:
> How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply
NEXT
YEAR
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died
peacefuly
in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was
driving...
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Sardar was writing something very slowly.
> Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
> Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
women gives birth to a kid.
> A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening
not
> in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
------------------------------ ---------------------------------------
> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
> Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
> Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
> It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
> H1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hai."
Sardar: "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2. 4 hightech sardar inventions:
Waterproof towel
Solar powered torch
Book on how to read
Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what---To avoid side effects!!!
5. Man: Sardarji where u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".
6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke------
Sardar :yeh kya Paaji!?! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya,
ab fir gita pe haath?!?!
7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
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...thnx 4 the post, it woz very funny...keep postin more..
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