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One day an elephant was injured in a trajic accident. And the elephant was at the hospital the doctors found out that the elephant was losing a lot of blood.
The news went out of the hospital all the way to a western jungle.
A friend of the elephant a bug heard the news and rushed to the hospital.
A doctor asked the puny little bug why he was at the hospital.
The bug replied that the elephant was his friend and he was here to donate blood to the suffering elephant!
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
Sagaai hui...
Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
Ghar SWARG ban gaya...
Aur main... SWARGWASI...
Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: YES.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS.
Banta: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Once a girl was running here and there. The guard of the colony was looking at her.
Guard: Why are you running here and there?
Girl: I am running away from my house.
Guard: But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.
Girl: Yes, that's because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher
Coincidence
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"
The news went out of the hospital all the way to a western jungle.
A friend of the elephant a bug heard the news and rushed to the hospital.
A doctor asked the puny little bug why he was at the hospital.
The bug replied that the elephant was his friend and he was here to donate blood to the suffering elephant!
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
Sagaai hui...
Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
Ghar SWARG ban gaya...
Aur main... SWARGWASI...
Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: YES.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS.
Banta: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Once a girl was running here and there. The guard of the colony was looking at her.
Guard: Why are you running here and there?
Girl: I am running away from my house.
Guard: But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.
Girl: Yes, that's because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher
Coincidence
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"
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