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Sardar, Dosti, Bike aur Ladki?
Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go
together in office by bus.
One day one of them was waiting for the other at the
bus stop.
Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).
First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska
bike Leke aayya?
Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.
First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi
loonga "
He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I
was coming from a friend's home.
It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto.
After some time one BIKE was coming.
So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u
want to go?"
I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised
that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.
She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA.
She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly.
She was totally NAKED..
Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"
I took the BIKE and ran away.
First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to
bhi ladkiyon ke kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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this is for men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth !
Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go
together in office by bus.
One day one of them was waiting for the other at the
bus stop.
Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).
First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska
bike Leke aayya?
Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.
First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi
loonga "
He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I
was coming from a friend's home.
It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto.
After some time one BIKE was coming.
So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u
want to go?"
I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised
that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.
She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA.
She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly.
She was totally NAKED..
Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"
I took the BIKE and ran away.
First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to
bhi ladkiyon ke kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"
***********************************************
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
****
this is for men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth !
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