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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for
the rest of the day.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot
other people in the eyes.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
PLZ SPEND A FEW MINUTES FOR REPLYING TOO........
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for
the rest of the day.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot
other people in the eyes.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
PLZ SPEND A FEW MINUTES FOR REPLYING TOO........
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