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Marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans: the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


I wrote ur name on the sand ?
It got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air?
It got blown away,
So , I wrote ur name in my heart ...
I got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire...continues with smoke...and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow


Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF?


I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK WATER....!!!


when I call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .......... pick the phone idiot


Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW!


The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!


History Teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: sir, i am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26...


Teacher: You failure! at your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age Hitler committed suicide



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