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  • kevin
    • Oct 2006
    • 353

    Answer this (1)

    Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
    the pond increases. How?




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    A - The other 9 fish are crying.................
  • kevin
    • Oct 2006
    • 353

    #2
    Answer this (2)

    Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
    RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
    all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
    stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
    fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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    coz, they all started clapping !!!!

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    • kevin
      • Oct 2006
      • 353

      #3
      Answer this (3)

      What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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      • kevin
        • Oct 2006
        • 353

        #4
        Next

        A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
        A software engineer meets another software engineer.
        Both of them ask the same question to each other.
        What is the question?











































        "So, which platform are you working on?"

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        • kevin
          • Oct 2006
          • 353

          #5
          Next

          Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
          other and want to get married, but cannot.
          Why?







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          Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal

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          • s4sree
            • Oct 2006
            • 4854

            #6
            superb effort kevin
            thanks for sharing
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            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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            • teena
              • Nov 2006
              • 5716

              #7
              superb post mate .. ..keep on posting mor lik diz ....repz added ..

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