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  • Jessfrance
    • Sep 2006
    • 4440

    Santa jokzz

    Banta: U looked troubled, what's ur prob?
    Santa: I'm going to b a father
    Banta: But, that's wonderful
    Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know about it
    yet


    ? Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
    This is all
    India Radio!

    Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
    Santa aage nahin bada
    Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
    Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number
    pe tha

    In an interview,
    Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup



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  • jules
    Weindianvip
    • Sep 2006
    • 521

    #2
    hehe,,, gud one !!! keep rocking...

    It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
    If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, but place it in a circle. A heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever.

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