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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B
bana dali
or likha us par
yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam:laugh:
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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"CELLO "
The pen of india.
"LUX"
The soap of india.
"Amul"
The taste of india.
"I"
The best in india.
"You"
Time waste of india... :-)
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif?.
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examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
============ ========= ========= =========
Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
============ ========= ========= ======
bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
============ ========= ========= =======
Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B
bana dali
or likha us par
yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam:laugh:
============ ========= ========= =======
"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
============ ========= ========= ======
"CELLO "
The pen of india.
"LUX"
The soap of india.
"Amul"
The taste of india.
"I"
The best in india.
"You"
Time waste of india... :-)
============ ========= ========= ========= =
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
============ ========= ========= ========
Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
============ ========= ========= =========
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
============ ========= ========= =========
As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif?.
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