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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854
    #1

    Santa Te Banta

    Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
    Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!





    Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
    Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!






    Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
    Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.







    A crow ****s on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
    Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!




    Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?






    Santa meets his old friend.
    Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
    Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
    Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.






    Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
    Banta: Y?
    Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.






    Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
    Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
    Santa: Maine mana kiya that...
    Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!





    Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
    Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.






    Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
    He wrote: I was made by a mistake.




    Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
    Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.




    Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
    Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.




    Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
    Santa: Kaise?
    Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
    **************************************
    Tags: banta, santa, te
  • Jessfrance
    • Sep 2006
    • 4440
    #2
    haha...last one is well good..z..thante experience pole undallo...



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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854
      #3
      Originally posted by Jessfrance View Post
      haha...last one is well good..z..thante experience pole undallo...
      hey.....thats not fair

      i thought u were true to your word abt keeping your this a secret..........................

      hmmm.......atleast dont mention that the girl was you
      :laugh:
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
      **************************************

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      • Jessfrance
        • Sep 2006
        • 4440
        #4
        Originally posted by s4sree View Post
        hey.....thats not fair

        i thought u were true to your word abt keeping your this a secret..........................

        hmmm.......atleast dont mention that the girl was you
        :laugh:
        eey no worries...i wnt say that to anyone.... to protect ur image....nee parayaathirunal mathi!!



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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854
          #5
          Originally posted by Jessfrance View Post
          eey no worries...i wnt say that to anyone.... to protect ur image....nee parayaathirunal mathi!!
          ok....then its a deal,
          that i wont tell any one that u bought a new sandal
          ******************************
          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
          **************************************

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          • Jessfrance
            • Sep 2006
            • 4440
            #6
            Originally posted by s4sree View Post
            ok....then its a deal,
            that i wont tell any one that u bought a new sandal
            ohoo...athu thanne alla...adikonda karyavum purathu parayenda tto!!! :laugh:
            btw mughathey designs okke poyoda??



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            • s4sree
              • Oct 2006
              • 4854
              #7
              Originally posted by Jessfrance View Post
              ohoo...athu thanne alla...adikonda karyavum purathu parayenda tto!!! :laugh:
              btw mughathey designs okke poyoda??
              i hav grown a beard...so no probs
              pinne,...jesse idakku evideyayirunnu? aale kaanane illayirunnu
              ******************************
              If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
              keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
              **************************************

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              • Jessfrance
                • Sep 2006
                • 4440
                #8
                njaan kaashi-kku poyekkuvaarunnu... avide ellarkkum sugham aanonnu ariyan vendi, ellarkkum sugham... avideyulla kure thalathericha pulliz (ur friends) ninne chodhichathaayi parayanam ennu paranghu...sorry njan athu parayan marannu poyaarunnu... nyway nee pettennu anghottu chellana request...z ...avarude head evide aayathu konda oru resam ellennu!!



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                • s4sree
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4854
                  #9
                  did they treat u well..............

                  i had given spl orders that all my frnds coming there shuld be given vip treatment
                  so how was the trip, useful?
                  ******************************
                  If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                  keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
                  **************************************

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                  • teena
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5716
                    #10
                    hmm....appozhekkum rendum battle start cheytho..njan ille.........:run:

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                    • Jessfrance
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4440
                      #11
                      Originally posted by s4sree View Post
                      did they treat u well..............

                      i had given spl orders that all my frnds coming there shuld be given vip treatment
                      so how was the trip, useful?
                      ayyeda... valipaarunnu...well i wasnt suprised... nee alle avarude head ..paraghittum karyam ellennu ariyaamaarunnu... pinne trip ... hmm valare nalla ...... bore aarunnu..



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                      • Jessfrance
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4440
                        #12
                        Originally posted by teena View Post
                        hmm....appozhekkum rendum battle start cheytho..njan ille.........:run:
                        Battle ooo evide??? chechyzz i think u r out of ur mind... ooopzz i forgot ... u being to the party last night right... chummathalla!!!



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                        • sparrow
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 3974
                          #13
                          nice one....
                          Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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                          • s4sree
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 4854
                            #14
                            Originally posted by teena View Post
                            hmm....appozhekkum rendum battle start cheytho..njan ille.........:run:
                            chechi........come here and stand by me......
                            dont u see that we hav a common enemy( jesse...chummathe parangatha tto)
                            teenaz....dont run away from the battleground as the battle is yet to begin
                            ******************************
                            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
                            **************************************

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                            • s4sree
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 4854
                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jessfrance View Post
                              ayyeda... valipaarunnu...well i wasnt suprised... nee alle avarude head ..paraghittum karyam ellennu ariyaamaarunnu... pinne trip ... hmm valare nalla ...... bore aarunnu..



                              hmmm..this is an outrage and i demand to see my lawyer before any further comments...........kuthira where are you
                              ******************************
                              If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                              keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
                              **************************************

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