jokes...

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from
his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it..
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