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Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .
. . .
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra &
started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3..Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke
bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is
earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
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On Jeeto's bday
Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100
kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque
cashed from bank
manager.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4
times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she
becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam
kiya or karta hi
gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana
dan....
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu
sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he
comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein
hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free"
hai.
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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya
aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo
lena hai.....
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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift
with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai
saab??o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great
man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to... shaadi Fe-mail se
hoti hai...!!!"
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how
far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8
pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to
Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya
hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and
studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher
will think that we both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in
the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone
& saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my
friend was going & I sent my wife with him
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