i can justify BEER

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  • jaan_matt
    Weindianvip
    • Jan 2007
    • 713

    i can justify BEER

    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
    In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine
  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    #2
    now jaan................plz explain this to wives of the people who drink
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    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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    • jaan_matt
      Weindianvip
      • Jan 2007
      • 713

      #3
      ever heard of the queen bee .. or the ant whu eats their own hubbiies...

      that about explains it all dude

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      • s4sree
        • Oct 2006
        • 4854

        #4
        but mate.........the wives wont understand these...................ask to the persons who drink daily..................
        ******************************
        If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
        keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

        **************************************

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        • sparrow
          • Dec 2006
          • 3974

          #5
          ha ha gud explanation
          Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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          • s4sree
            • Oct 2006
            • 4854

            #6
            Originally posted by sparrow View Post
            ha ha gud explanation
            chehiz.........will u accept this excuse??
            ******************************
            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

            **************************************

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